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From the Cruel and Unusual Files

Aug 1, 2008
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On my walk to work this week I've seen this same item that the trash guys declined to pick up:

Some sort of treadmill, I thought, approaching it from the south side. As I passed, however, I noted this little pronouncement:

your revolution will not be televised

And on the backside, we achieve brand identification:

jog this beyotch

Yes, my people, that's a treadmill for dogs. A treadmill for dogs. A treadmill for dogs. A treadmill for dogs?

Or more accurately, a treadmill for the dogs of people who are too lazy to take their dogs out for a real walk.

Revolutionary? Sure, if your idea of a revolution is having your dog chew your favorite slippers, crap on your rug, and maul you while you're sleeping. Gee...I wonder why the Jog A Dog is sitting out at the curb.

Thank you to Spucko for giving voice to the existential crisis this device would surely produce in a dog accustomed to being walked in the park: "How am I supposed to take a crap on this thing?"