Redzilla Attacks Vox 2008-05-25T03:39:51Z Redzilla http://redzilla.vox.com/?_c=feed-atom tag:vox.com,2006:6p00c2252570aaf219/tags/chaos/ Get rid of it. Now. tag:vox.com,2008-05-19:asset-6a00c2252570aaf21900fad6887a510005 2008-05-19T15:24:28Z 2008-05-25T03:39:51Z Redzilla http://redzilla.vox.com/?_c=feed-atom My people, I'm being punished but it's been educational so far. My punishment is this: my parents are moving. After nine years in their house in the 'burbs of Kansas City, they have finally bought their retirement home in the country. (Well, it...

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]]> Happy Crazy Mother's Day tag:vox.com,2008-05-12:asset-6a00c2252570aaf21900f48cf754c50003 2008-05-12T13:40:35Z 2008-05-13T04:24:39Z Redzilla http://redzilla.vox.com/?_c=feed-atom My family is crazy and my mother is the worst of us, so it's no surprise that anything labeled a "Mother's Day celebration" would be screaming chaos on tall red wheels. My parents just recently bought a house closer to my four sisters and further...

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]]> Getting my shit together makes me late tag:vox.com,2008-04-21:asset-6a00c2252570aaf21900e398f23ce70005 2008-04-21T15:25:17Z 2008-04-22T02:30:37Z Redzilla http://redzilla.vox.com/?_c=feed-atom I was late to work this morning, because--as hard as this is to believe--I got too organized over the weekend. After two weeks of being sick and cranky and disorganized, I decided that this was the weekend to get my shit back together. Clean hou...

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]]> Preparing for NCAArmageddon tag:vox.com,2008-04-08:asset-6a00c2252570aaf21900f48d0b13a70001 2008-04-08T00:12:07Z 2008-04-10T06:55:12Z Redzilla http://redzilla.vox.com/?_c=feed-atom

2257_downtown

Well, the end may be very fucking nigh, as the hour for the NCAA Division 1 men's basketball championship game approaches. Saturday night, 20,000+ crazed fans descended on downtown Lawrence and partied into the wee hours. That was just for the g...

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]]> Bacon Chocolate Armageddon Update tag:vox.com,2007-12-20:asset-6a00c2252570aaf21900e398ca10460002 2007-12-20T16:55:35Z 2008-01-02T22:18:18Z Redzilla http://redzilla.vox.com/?_c=feed-atom Okay, folks, just got back from my last minute errand to Euro-swank shop, where I purchased a bar of Vosges' Bacon Chocolate. Unfortunately, since I'm getting ready to fly out, I'm not going to try it right now. It seems like I ought to allow my...

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]]> Madness! Chaos! Revenge of the Aztecs! tag:vox.com,2007-12-13:asset-6a00c2252570aaf21900e398c79c070002 2007-12-14T14:27:25Z 2007-12-20T16:12:11Z Redzilla http://redzilla.vox.com/?_c=feed-atom

Fall_of_western_civilization

Look at it. Fucking look at it and weep. It's a bacon chocolate bar. A bacon fucking chocolate fucking bar, my people. Think about that. Two of the world's most magical foods together in a single food experience. Other people have trinities...

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