LOST: Reward if found

Jan 23, 2008 at 9:42 PM
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LOST

Right lung
Smallish, pink, 36 years old
Answers to the name Otis
Last seen wearing a blue collar with a bell.

Missing since Monday night. Lost somewhere between bedroom and bathroom. Accidentally coughed out.
Please help find Otis! We miss him so much and his brother Cletis is miserable without him.

$$ Reward if found $$

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Oh noes! Poor Otis -- we must find him. Glad you are up and about though, more or less.

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HAHAHA! Damn.

Feel better soon Redz....
(((Hugs)))

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In the event that Otis cannot be found, I may have a spare right lung in my freezer. I have been stockpiling lungs in the event that my heavy smoking habit gets the best of me, but I could probably spare one in a pinch.

Kevin Wolf replied to ChasingTheDollar’s comment:
Jan 23, 2008
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Pssh! Don't listen to this guy. I can get you a lung, cheap, no questions asked. And fresh! None of this "freezer" crap. I can even arrange to have the donor, um...you know, "deliver" it in person, if you need to make sure. I'll even, uh, give the guy a "cab ride home" afterwards, on account of what a classy operation I run.

Think about it.

*exhales*

all is right with the world.

The Redz has returned.

with or without lungage....

you complete me.

sorry, PMS. I claim PMS for my retardoness.

But I am glad you are back.

I hope Otis returns. Sans schpilkus.

ChasingTheDollar replied to Kevin Wolf’s comment:
Jan 23, 2008
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Shit. Don't make me post the e-mail you sent me last week asking for "fresh donors."

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I seen't him down at the bus station. We wuz watching the new people come in. He said he wuz goin' down to the car warsh next. We like to watch the brushes go 'round and 'round...

He said he wuz comin' home after he picked up a pack o' Lucky's....

Hope you feel better soon.

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((((((((((((((Hugs)))))))))) Here here little otis come home.

Eeeep! Hope he comes back soon!

Otis the Corgi Mix from California My name is Otis. Otis the Dog. I'm a corgi/shepherd mix from San Diego. I came from the local Humane Society. Otis is in California and thinks he is a dog.

"If you love someone, set them free. If they come back they're yours; if they don't they never were." Richard Bach

That bell must have made a hellova racket when you coughed up Otis...but I suppose if your ears are plugged up too you may not have heard it land.

Feel better soon.

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Hrmm...that might explain that limp thing that the cats brought home yesterday. I had thought it was one of those natural sponge things (but pink?) but I think maybe it's Otis instead.

That might explain the strange ringing sounds my black cat has been making, too.

Otis, come back! We need redZ with wind in both sails.

We need Otis' photo on a milk carton.

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LMAO!

*cough cough cough*

I've been worried about you. Poor Redzilla! I'll keep an eye out for Otis.

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