Just call me Beowulf
It's a dark and stormy night. I went into the bathroom to brush my teeth and I heard a creepy, scrippity-scuttling sound. I looked up, and through the bathroom window, I saw...a fricking raccoon. It was standing on the basement stairwell roof, glaring at me. All I could think was, "Oh, crap, it's the mom of that raccoon I had arrested after he fell in my sump pump well. She's come for revenge. It's Grendel's mother."
Let me just say, it didn't look anything like Angelina Jolie.
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Lock the windows tonight.
ACK!!!
No, I'd take Angelina in my window, though I wouldn't be too happy about that either, not unless Brad Pitt was at the other window.
*closes blind on Angelina and lets Brad in*
If you'd arrested the mommy you'd have SCREAMING BABIES at your window. Just like the ones in my ceiling.
*shudder*
Raccoons are scary little critters...