It's all about the peeing standing up

My brain is quiet today, so I don't really have much to post about.  Instead, I thought I'd snag Val's meme for today and play along.  (Although some of her answers were good enough, I don't think I can top them.)

What is a physical feature you admire in both men and women, that you find yourself noticing or comparing when out and about?

Hands.  I love people's hands.  Consider that for the most part, I don't like to be touched.  I don't like to shake hands, but I love to look at them.  When evaluating whether someone's attractive I almost always start with the hands, and I have on several occasions turned down dates with guys who didn't have good hands.  Spatula Finger Guy: no offense.  You were really nice and you were cute, but the thought of you ever touching me with your freaky spatula fingers was creepifying.  Same for you, girl with the impossibly short end joint on your thumbs.

Who is someone we've heard of who possesses this admirable feature?

Hubbicula and Spucko both have lovely hands.  Guitar players.

 

If you could "safely" explore an addictive or otherwise unhealthful or unsafe vice, which one would you choose and why?

Well, I've pretty much already covered this territory, as I think I've tried every drug except Ecstasy and it doesn't really attract me.  So I'm gonna have to think outside the box.  Let's go with sex.  I'd join a swinger's club or something.  (In Tampa we conveniently lived just across the alley from one, but we never checked it out.)  Or maybe I'd just start speeding a lot, since I never do that.  Be one of those people who drive 100 mph on the highway.

In which TV show currently airing would you like to be a regular character? Describe the character a bit.

Since Lost is the only show I watch, I suppose I'd have to be a regular character on Lost.  Knowing my luck I'd just be a red shirt, get blown up or buried alive or something.  The best I could hope for is that I'd be a hot enough chick to get killed.  Probably my Lost boyfriend would kill me.  Well, that sounds a lot weirder than I expected.

If you could be a member of the opposite sex for a day, what you would try out?

Val pretty much covered this one: I'd spend a lot of the day just enjoying peeing while standing up.  (Although I like the idea of getting a raise for a day.)  Of course, I once had a dream in which I was Hubbicula and I think it reveals a lot about how I see men.  Or at least how I see Hubbicula.  In my dream, the first thing I did was shave off my facial hair.  Then I put on one of Hubbicula's many fabulous tailored three-piece suits.  Then I went out to a bar and started hitting on lesbians.  Yup, that sounds like a good day.