Ha! And they said we would be less safe under Obama

Apr 15, 2009 at 2:52 PM
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Pirates

Of course, if the Pastafarians are right, Obama just contributed to global warming by decreasing the number of pirates.

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Although I guess there's a small chance that Dubya may have done some undocumented pirate-slaying during his "missing year"?

Nah.

all well and good except that, according to the FSM, this means that global warming will increase.

RedScylla replied to LeendaDLL’s comment:
Apr 15, 2009
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As I noted below the graph. ;o) We'll see whether this proves to be true.

LeendaDLL replied to RedScylla’s comment:
Apr 15, 2009
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lol - you provided graphs and expected me to READ too?? geez!

crankypants replied to RedScylla’s comment:
Apr 15, 2009
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awesome graph, but

....dare i ask HOW it contributes to global warming?

I love that the pirates are measured in halves.

Could it be related to peg-leggedness and missing eyes under eyepatches? Because by the time you start losing multiple body parts, you're really not a whole pirate any more.

RedScylla replied to crankypants’ comment:
Apr 15, 2009
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I, alas, am no Pastafarian scholar...I do not know exactly how the two are related.

LeendaDLL replied to RedScylla’s comment:
Apr 15, 2009
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The original theory, illustrating the increase in global warming corresponds to the decrease in pirates, is in a chart here

There's more supporting evidence here

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that's effing awesome.

You're so rad.

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Noodly noodly!

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Moooom, Lauri touched me with her noodly appendage!

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LOL!

Ha! And they said we would be less safe under Obama

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