Glad my new toilet didn't come with instructions like this...
So, the Accounting off ice has made the switch to an elaborate online bill-paying software that is theoretically a big improvement over the old software. I say theoretically, because at this stage it's really hard to tell if the new software is better. This is because thus far the training they've offered us has been largely hypothetical. Take for example this particular problem. They recently posted "instruction manuals" for the new software, which I diligently followed while paying the first bills I've been able to pay since the fiscal year-end blackout.
I entered my bills and everything was going smoothly, until it came time to print out the required report to send to Accounting with the bills. I flipped to the index and learned that the instructions for printing reports are on page 21:
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I'm thinking six shots of peach brandy, followed by some surly, over-enunciated phone calls to their customer service department.