As a registered Republican, I'm telling you to suck on it

Not you, my people, just the dipshit from the Republican National Committee who called me ten minutes ago.

Dipshit: I'd like to ask you a few questions to help guide the RNC in the next election cycle.

Me: Uh, okay.  (thinking, oh, you is NOT going to like my answers)

Dipshit: What do you see as the biggest threat posed to America by the Obama administration and a Democratic congress?

Me: That's a pretty poorly worded question.  Passive voice is rarely the way to go.

Dipshit: (uneasy silence) Well, what do you see as the biggest threat posed to the United States by the Obama administration and a Democratic congress?  (because slightly rewording it will fix things)

Me: Look, I've been registered as a Republican my whole life, but I don't think Obama poses any particularly big threat to America.  I voted for him, because the Republicans have behaved shamelessly for the last 8 years.  They've tried to destroy this country.

Dipshit: Oh, thank you for your time.

That "oh" held no shock or surprise, just a vague sort of resignation and uncertainty.  I hope the RNCs callers hear that answer all the time: I voted for him.