A Brief Introduction to the History of Redzilla
Upon the wise idea of Valerae, I have at last composed an Introduction to Redzilla, for people who are new to my blog. To simplify things, I've tried to group my posts into a few key categories that will soon become familiar if you continue to read my blog:
Posts in which the Doctrine of Slack is laid out:
The Joy of Slack, part 1
The Joy of Slack, part 2
The Joy of Slack, part 3
My Superpower: Slack
The Cost of Slack
The Enemy of Slack
Posts in which Redzilla reveals too much and asks very politely if you wouldn't mind alternately crying and spewing coffee out your nose?
What Redzilla does for amusement on Sunday afternoons
More than you wanted to know
More than you wanted to know, part 2
Groundhog Day
Road Trip
Heartbreaker
Sperm Donor
Sandwich Minion feels my wrath
I was a weird kid (surprise)
Klingon 101
Secretaries I have known
Sloth Family
Mrs. Lysol
Posts in which Redzilla laments her home remodeling addiction:
Blood sacrifice
Stupid elves
New Rule
Pergo-holes
Pergo-tory & Beast-desk
Victory over the basement
I hear birds...
Posts in which it becomes clear that if there is a Hell, Redzilla is going there in a hand basket.
Everybody LIMBO!!!!
Back among the unchurched, unwashed masses
I'll persecute your church
Finding Jesus
Dog Prayers
Let me offend you
Stolen Miracle
One week to live
(wow, there are a lot of these)
Posts in which Redzilla offers solutions to the world's various problems (or at least complains about them in a witty way:
Average isn't good enough
Everyone is broken
No dessert until you eat your vegetables
Some bad news...
Fresh baked artisan bread in 8 minutes
Posts in which Redzilla gets political:
St. Crispin's Day 2006
They hate us for our freedoms
Who will rid me of this meddlesome priest?
Economic Pituitary Gland
My compassionate crush on Jose Padilla
America's One Party System
Abortion is okay
Fool me a thousand times
Farm Bill
Soylent Green
Sucks to be homeless
The Metaphor on Drugs
You can have my gun when you pry it from--hey! Give that back!
And the various writing manifestos and whine-fests:
Manifesto
This is who I am
Tasting Rejection
Literary Cockroaches
Letters to Strangers
Posts about Redzilla's search for internet weirdness:
In dreams Jesus looks like Tom Selleck
Israel & Ted Bundy
Prophecies
And what blog would be complete without cats?
Little Dictators
Sippy: Fashion Consultant
Flanny sings
Sun porch
Flanny fetish
Flanny leaps
Awwwwww
Door cat
Sippy purr
Or if you want some random fun, just go look at my tags list and click on some of the weirder ones.
At any rate, welcome and good luck.
Redzilla
Comments
Wow. I am really impressed that you have all these organizized!
although, I'm not really surprised. :)
I also am seeing posts I have yet to read. And to think I made it this far as a Redzilla Minion having been ignorant of so much!
*prostrates self at Redzilla's virtual feet*
LOL! Val has really unleashed a monster!
I think I just peed myself laffing at "You can have my gun when you pry it from--hey! Give that back!"
I think that should win the interwebs all around.
(bows before your greatness)